EXTREME SHERLOCK THEORIES
monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep
ashdisneyc88: asoftskeleton: ashdisneyc88: BORED Bored.
Happenings in my house
Dad: Don't put the new knives in the dishwasher, okay?
Dad: Because you'll blunt them
Brother: Oh, did you hear that laddie, he said we'll blunt the knives!
Me: BLUNT THE KNIVES, BEND THE FORKS
Brother: SMASH THE BOTTLES AND BURN THE CORKS
Dad: ... no