May 2013
EXTREME SHERLOCK THEORIES
laurizplease:
monilip:
dont-stop-runninggg:
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit saladÂ
That was deep
BORED
ashdisneyc88:
asoftskeleton:
ashdisneyc88:
BORED
Bored.
Happenings in my house
Dad: Don't put the new knives in the dishwasher, okay?
Me: Why?
Dad: Because you'll blunt them
Brother: Oh, did you hear that laddie, he said we'll blunt the knives!
Dad: ...what
Me: BLUNT THE KNIVES, BEND THE FORKS
Brother: SMASH THE BOTTLES AND BURN THE CORKS
Dad: ... no